cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

alltimewentz:

Snapchatting your friends

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Snapchatting the bae

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bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

surprisebitch:

automatically:

Kylie Jenner as a baby

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holy shit

When your friends are having a relationship and you’re just there like:

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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